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How to jump Apple's customer service queue: swear

Source: Macworld UK, Nov 23 2012, 6:53am CST

Ranting and swearing at Apple's automated call centres can get you fast-tracked to a human operative, an aggrieved Apple customer has discovered. Reddit user floppybutton started a forum thread (which, please be warned, contains quite a lot of s ...

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The 50 Coolest Apple Skins For Your MacBook

Source: Complex  |   Jun 19 2013, 10:27am CDT

These days, your MacBook is a representation of your personal style. Since Apple owners are a dime a dozen, standing out amongst the crowd is something many people strive for. To do this, many have taken to MacB ...

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Apple end-to-end encryption far from bulletproof

Source: NetworkWorld  |   Jun 19 2013, 8:27am CDT

CSO - Apple says it has end-to-end encryption for iMessage and FaceTime communications, but users should not interpret that as providing an ironclad defense against government snooping. Apple made the disclosure late Sunday in releasing ...

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Quote:
"It will be awkward when a very robotic sounding lady answers, and you immediately yell: 'F*** C*** B****'."


Source: Macworld UK

 
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The real problem for Android developers: their customers

Source: ZDNet  |   Jun 19 2013, 1:12am CDT

Summary: Apple rallied its troops of developers at its recent developer conference and dissed the rival Android platform. But Apple shouldn't worry about defections: developers are following the money and that means i ...

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Remains of the Day: None more flat

Source: Macworld  |   Jun 18 2013, 6:52pm CDT

Apple and Mavericks have been sitting in a tree since at least 2005; Macs shine in court; and how much flatter could a title be? The remainders for Tuesday, June 18, 2013 go to 11. If you’d been paying close attention to Apple’s ea ...

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Five setup tips for Apple's new MacBook Air

Source: CNET  |   Jun 18 2013, 5:46pm CDT

(Credit: Sarah Tew/CNET) For the past couple of months, prospective MacBook buyers, especially those looking for a slim MacBook Air, have been holding off on purchases, waiting to see what Apple had in store for its annual WWDC keynote . While t ...

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Tech Toys: Nessie puts great sound in an affordable range

Source: Vancouver Sun  |   Jun 18 2013, 5:06pm CDT

Nessie, Blue Microphones, $100 Blue Microphones has expanded its lineup with the addition of Nessie, a USB mic that works with PC and Mac computers and, by using an adaptor, also with iPads. Useful for podca ...

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Apple's Haswell Based MacBook Air 13-inch

Source: About.com: Computer Reviews  |   Jun 18 2013, 9:53am CDT

At the recent World Wide Developer conference, Apple released their latest revision of their ultrathin laptop. Many people had high expectations for it since Apple had done a major revision of their MacBook Pro's last year including the new Retina ...

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Apple, Facebook, Microsoft: Govt Has Made Thousands of Customer Inquiries

Source: Big Government  |   Jun 18 2013, 9:23am CDT

by Wynton Hall 18 Jun 2013, 6:35 AM PDT post a comment On Sunday, Apple revealed that it has received between 9,000 and 10,000 requests for information on customer accounts or devices from federal, state, or local author ...

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We protect users - Apple

Source: iAfrica.com  |   Jun 18 2013, 5:24am CDT

Apple has revealed its "commitment to consumer privacy" following revelations of a US government spying program. Companies, from Google and Facebook to Microsoft, were accused of sharing reams of custome ...

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